URGENT: UNEXPECTED FALLOUT FROM THE MELPHALAN BOMB.

PLANET’S CORE OVERHEATING.

EXECUTE ACTION PLAN B.

In an amazing feat of yet unexplained power, drones from the mothership orbiting overhead have been back and forth on the surface dropping ice floes down the throat of the planet’s only active volcano, Mt. Oesophagus, in an attempt to plug and cool the overheating core. Internal melt down has to be avoided at all costs. Two thirds of the breaking North Polar ice cap have been scooped from the seas as they drift south (they would have only melted anyway and there’s nobody in charge anywhere that will get off their self-interested political-backsides and do anything proactive).

Meanwhile, all through the day and long into the night and early morning, rivers were being diverted to pipe their waters into the deepest caverns in all parts, to cool and protect the essential life support systems hidden within that will soon be needed.